| About Me : |
| Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. |
| Game Cups | ||
| x | 797 | |
| x | 457 | |
| x | 249 | |
| Totals | ||
| Level | : | 7 |
| Experience | : | 1638 / 31515 |
| Total games / systems active | : | 923 / 45 |
| Total leaderboards active | : | 1743 |
| Total scores accepted / in voting | : | 1743 / 0 |
| Total score attempts | : | 1768 |
| Total comments / votes | : | 43 / 102 |
| Performance | |||
| LUPS ladder rank | : | 12 | |
| LUPS rating | : | 424721 | |
| Game cup collection | : | 1503 | |
| Average LUPS | : | 243.67 | |
| Golden cups per leaderboard | : | 45.72 % | |
| Any cup per leaderboard | : | 86.23 % | |
| Empty board raider | : | 247 | |