| About Me : |
| Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. |
| Game Cups | ||
| x | 799 | |
| x | 447 | |
| x | 252 | |
| Totals | ||
| Level | : | 7 |
| Experience | : | 1478 / 31515 |
| Total games / systems active | : | 921 / 45 |
| Total leaderboards active | : | 1740 |
| Total scores accepted / in voting | : | 1740 / 0 |
| Total score attempts | : | 1765 |
| Total comments / votes | : | 41 / 103 |
| Performance | |||
| LUPS ladder rank | : | 11 | |
| LUPS rating | : | 425582 | |
| Game cup collection | : | 1498 | |
| Average LUPS | : | 244.58 | |
| Golden cups per leaderboard | : | 45.91 % | |
| Any cup per leaderboard | : | 86.09 % | |
| Empty board raider | : | 255 | |