| About Me : |
| Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. |
| Game Cups | ||
| x | 789 | |
| x | 458 | |
| x | 250 | |
| Totals | ||
| Level | : | 7 |
| Experience | : | 1528 / 31515 |
| Total games / systems active | : | 921 / 45 |
| Total leaderboards active | : | 1741 |
| Total scores accepted / in voting | : | 1741 / 0 |
| Total score attempts | : | 1766 |
| Total comments / votes | : | 41 / 103 |
| Performance | |||
| LUPS ladder rank | : | 11 | |
| LUPS rating | : | 426738 | |
| Game cup collection | : | 1497 | |
| Average LUPS | : | 245.11 | |
| Golden cups per leaderboard | : | 45.31 % | |
| Any cup per leaderboard | : | 85.98 % | |
| Empty board raider | : | 245 | |